Jaxon and 'the deed'

For those of you who really know Jax, this story will seem all-too-familiar:
Brian and Susan took the kids to dinner last Tuesday so Kev and I could have a date to celebrate our anniversary. Since it was the week of Thanksgiving, Susan's mom, dad, and brother were also visiting from Texas. Oh, and they took another friend along for the meal (poor Megan, it was her 1st time to meet the Kenworthy Clan). At some point during the meal, Jax said he needed to 'go potty'. Brian took him, and everything was fine...so he thought. When they got back to the table, Jax said he needed to go again; only this time it wasn't to tee-tee. Brian tried to convince him that he really didn't need to go and that he could wait until they got home. Jax insisted that he had to go, "really bad". Brian, the good guy that he is, took Jax back to the bathroom. According to Susan, they returned 20 minutes later and Brian's first words were, "Well, that was embarrassing." While 'on the pot', Jax proceeded to talk nonstop and tell Brian all about everything (including his friends and the holes in Brian's jeans). He then started singing and sang, "Daddy's favorite song" (for the record, it was U2's 'With or Without You', and I can only imagine him grunting while saying, "and you give, and you give" - Jax and Kev heard it on the radio one day; it is definitely not Kev's favorite; just a fun song to sing-along with). Brian didn't elaborate, but we're sure there were many other sounds coming from the stall; Jax knows how to rip 'em. To top off the whole ordeal, Brian tore off some toilet paper and handed it to Jaxon at which point Jax said, "I don't do that." Need I say more?
Major professors sure are tough these days. I think Bri. deserves his Ph.D. right now! Anyway, Kev and I had a wonderful dinner at a Japanese restaurant, and then we got to have a lot of laughs at Brian and Jaxon's expense. Thanks, guys!